Cats

[Blue Jackets]

How have we not talked about this abomination yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtSd844cI7U

[Tyler]

I don't like this at all. Who signed off on this?!

Giving them cat noses vs human noses would have made a big improvement I think.

[wags83]

I was hoping our little corner of the internet could avoid acknowledging the existence of this horror. Guess not. Thanks a lot, BJ.

[cwilkins88]

From Reddit: "The Hardest thing to swallow about this movie is that there is a movie starring all cats, but you don't see a single cat butthole"

[Tyler]

I don't like that at all Wilkins

[wags83]

The craziest part is how many big names decided "Yeah, this sounds like a good career move for me."

[Tyler]

Source of the post The craziest part is how many big names decided "Yeah, this sounds like a good career move for me."

I just looked at the cast. Wut... I didn't actually watch the trailer, so I had no idea who was in it, I just saw the horrible pictures.

[Blue Jackets]

Stephen King's CATS is the most terrifying horror film of all time... (Trailer Recut)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z6xGQSVOD0

[Blue Jackets]

Cats has an estimated budget of £230 million ($300 million)

[wags83]

Please don't remind us that this exists.

[cwilkins88]

Source of the post Cats has an estimated budget of £230 million ($300 million)

This blew my mind when I saw it.

[Tyler]

This cost as much as End Game. dafug.

[Blue Jackets]

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comment ... ew_thread/

Boston Globe
My eyes are burning. Oh God, my eyes.

Collider
Can you make a movie so bad that the Academy takes back your Best Director Oscar? Asking for Tom Hooper.

The Beat
Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs.

Hollywood Reporter
Cat-astrophic.

LA Times
"Cats” is both a horror and an endurance test.

Slashfilm
There is a thin line between idiocy and genius, and Cats pukes a hairball on it and rubs its ass all over it.

Variety
Nine may not be enough lives for some of the stars to live down their involvement in this poorly conceived and executed adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s hit musical.

Little White Lies
I felt the light inside me slowly fading.

The Playlist
Once Tom Hooper's 110 minutes of Cats are over, theater is dead. And we unchosen ones are left, tragically, to continue living.

Vulture
To assess Cats as good or bad feels like the entirely wrong axis on which to see it. It is, with all affection, a monstrosity.

[wags83]

Man, that's about as bad as I was imagining. I will say though, I had no interest in seeing it before and now I'm mildly interested just to see if I can get through it. Maybe this sells more tickets?

[DannyFanny]

Source of the post Slashfilm
There is a thin line between idiocy and genius, and Cats pukes a hairball on it and rubs its ass all over it.

This line.

[Tyler]

I love all of these.

I'm in the same camp. I didn't want to see it...but now I do just to see how horrible it is? Not in theaters though. Wait for $1 rental.

[bmyoungs]

Wow those reviews are wonderful. Maybe the new worse movie ever made

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[Blue Jackets]

'Cats' Bound To Lose At Least $71M After All Ancillaries: Here's How

Academy Allows ‘Cats’ to Submit Its New, Improved Version to Oscars
The Oscar rulebook prohibits changing a film after its initial run — but it doesn’t cover what happens when a movie makes changes in the middle of that run, as “Cats” did
.. improved version of the film that is currently playing in theaters after its unfinished visual effects were replaced with new VFX following the film’s opening on Friday...

[Tyler]

I didn't realize they made changes. I tried to find before/after comparisons but gave up.

If they ONLY lose $71m they should feel lucky

[Tyler]

Oh no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Uei5Qk9RM